Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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