If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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