You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
