She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
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