I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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