with your own penis?
She is in my trunk
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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