You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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