Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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