Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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