so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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