I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
birth control should be required to get into college
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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