Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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