also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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