I think i sorta joined a cult last night
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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