OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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