I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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