i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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