Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
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