Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
