I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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