hotel room ftw
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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