tell your sister to shave her snatch
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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