i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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