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Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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