I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
birth control should be required to get into college
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
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