He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Come on in and take your pants off
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