So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
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