She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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