You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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