Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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