is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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