I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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