that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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