What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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