Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
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