sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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