Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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