dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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