Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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