I must be too annoying 4 u.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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