I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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