I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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