Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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