My nipple is on Facebook.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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