i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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