Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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