She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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