We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
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