she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
No subtext here. People are naked.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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