Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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